GYM BULLSHIT

I suppose the natural thing to do while blogging is to talk about bland details of personal lives that no one cares about, is anyone even gonna read this?

Anyhow, here we go. Signed up for my trial gym (i wont say which one, but you know which one im talking abt) membership (sold to me by some PRC guy called Simon at NUS for $39, for two people). Went down there......and the bullshit never ends, spend my next fucking 2 hours there having these fuckers ask me to identify whats wrong with me, where are my imperfections, what do i wanna lose or gain. Even ask my girl how many inches of her thigh la, her arm la, that she wanna lose. Eh come on la, who the hell is goin to think about all these so specifically before coming to your bloody atas gym. Even the koobye VP or donno what fuck ang moh mother fucker also got pot belly, probably take all the money he earn from stupid yuppies to finance his beer.

And then they take us on tour, show us all the machines and what not. Ok, your machines zhai, banyak banyak, your trainers also very fit, but every where i go got these stupid gay looking arseholes staring angrily at me, like im going to steal their boyfriend like that. Please la, i like boobs, not your 'man-pussy' or your boyfriend's for that matter.

Also got one on one consultation about fitness goals- i say i want lean mass, they advise "cardio, resistance and core training"......eh come on la, i got no fitness trainer certificate i also know la, this is bloody common sense, any half past six gym goer read mensheatlh also know. The best part was one trainer tell me weight every year will change......wa, i cant believe people pay membership to get such 'solid' advice.

Speaking about membership- almost $400 for enrolment, 120+ for monthly, and 102 for processing fee. What processing fee need fucking 102 dollars?!!! I ask the girl (ok la, she was friendly and tried her best) why need 102 to print fucking card and do admin stuff...so the fucking angmog towkay can go drink beer and pick up our local girls is it?!!!
contract is for 12 month basis, when you first join you must pay the enrolment, the processing fee and 1st and 12th month monthly fee, come up to 600++.

I tell you what la, take your fancy towels, water bottles, posters and other fuckshit, roll it up nice nice, and stick it up your pantat. I go Club Fitt- the people's gym, the Heartlander's Healthzone, i only pay $2.50, student pay 1.50. Got shower, water cooler, and got trainer also. Even at Katong Gym (2.80 per entry), monthly membership last time offer at 30++. Tonnes cheaper, none of the bullshit. Go there, train, fuck off, thats what fitness should be.

[on a side note, they did give me a fitness test with some funky machine, probably the only valuable 10 minutes out of the entire 2 hrs squandered there. Im mildly overweight according to BMI, some muscle stiffness (at least better than shrinkage) and muscle weight at 58/77kgs. Not bad, my competitive eating traiing regime coming in handy]